1. She was born on a Friday. Who doesn't love Fridays?!
2. She's got a rare condition called Left-handedness, which means, statistically, she'll live nine years less than the rest of us "Righty's".
3. She makes amazing chocolate chip cookies, but she uses margarine instead of butter, so I won't eat them because they're poison.
4. She has this singing voice that makes your singing voice instantly feel inferior in its presence.
5. She's got an anaphylactic-type allergy to watching her bank account balance go down.
6. She's got an eye for those typefaces.
7. She's consumed so much popcorn over the years, she now has the GMO label on her drivers license.
8. Speaking of driving...don't ride with her unless you appreciate Mr.Toad's Wild Ride at Disney World.
9. She loves her a good "sloppy" t-shirt. And she rocks everyone she has.
10. She's got more lists than the FBI.
11. She knows how to birth more than one human at a time. Because, she's an over-achiever like that.
12. She's ready for that attacker lurking in the Target parking lot. She's got that "keys-between-her-knuckles" thing down pat.
13. She was born with the most gorgeous natural curls, but she killed those "witches" a long time ago with her accomplice, Straight Iron.
14. She invented raw cookie dough chocolate chip cookie sandwiches. You're welcome.
15. She's a sucker for cake pops.
16. Cut her open and she'll bleed espresso.
17. She's FaceTime royalty.
18. Her husband is amateur famous.
19. But she's momfamous, which is even better.
20. All she needs is a kitchen table and a warm body sitting across from her to be the happiest.
21. If you see her sitting down without a pillow supporting her abdomen, check her pulse.
22. She don't take no crap.
23. She's been to Duck Dynasty before.
24. If you're sick, she won't take care of you.
25. Her favorite scents are toilet bowl cleaner and sweet pea from 1996 Bath and Body Works.
26. The Dollar Spot at Target gives her butterflies in her tummy.
27. Her hugs are legendary and she'll tell you plainly that you suck at it.
28. She can multitask you multitasking. She's that good.
29. She never takes herself too seriously.
30. She's just amazing. Really! There's nobody quite like this Amby.